February 2012
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School
Class: 1+1=2
Homework: 2x5=10
Test: If Greg has 6 apples and eats one, calculate the sun's mass.
January 2012
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reporter: leo what color is your hair?
leo: oscar gold.
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sexualintercoursewithburritos:
i wonder what security guards at shows think of atl, like when one second they hear them be like “im gonna fuck all of you” and everyone cheers and then the next jack is saying “alex, im gonna fuck you!” and then people cheer again, or alex goes on a random rant about tortoise sex or something and everyone is still cheering, they’re probably like “wtf is wrong with...
thefartyscene:
when we got scholastic book orders in reading it was like god came down from the heavens and bestowed them onto the planet
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December 2011
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mum: you think these bands have nice hair and fashion now but in 20 years you will look back at these photos and be like-
me: look children it's your father
mum: what
me: nothing
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blomkvist:adequategatsby:
you know
how you see people’s icons all the time
and you start to think that that’s how they look
and then they post a picture of themselves
and you’re like
“holy shit! you’re not andrew garfield!”
and your world crashes down around you
africans:
hundreds of years in the future
scientists discover what they believe is an ancient war chant from the 21st century
shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots
sierrakusterfag:
ok so i just wanted a video of him saying “i am joshua fucking franceschi” but ofc because he was under the influence and being a show off he made it better yh lol enjoy